We know the sound

It's no good you thinking you can sneak up into the loft when we're down the garden, Dad! We have very good hearing and we KNOW that sound - the screech of the loft ladder, and it stirs in our veins, memories of Cyril the Squirrel (see earlier post "Killer Queen"). We race back up the garden and rush upstairs, and we shout furiously up the loft ladder at you through the hatch!

Don't kid a kidder!
Deefer