Only gone for 15 minutes

There was this rabbit see, and........

Look - I was only gone for about 15 minutes. Dad shouldn't really have started worrying. I knew where I was all the time, and he was making enough racket with his whistling and shouting and clapping, I could hardly fail to know where he was...

But the rabbit chased off into this bramble thicket just as we were turning off the footpath to come in at the North end of the allotments, by the big old antenna, and then there was another one, and another and I got kinda carried away. I am told that when I emerged it looked like I'd been dragged through a hedge backwards (yup, only it was me trying to backwrads drag a bunny forwards).

And, of course we then had to meet sis Ellie all immaculate from the groomer (and her Mum all tanned from a hols in Mauritius) just to show us all up.

So it goes. I go in for a more street credible, "lived in" look and a dirty beige colour. Plus what Mum calls "minging", so I suspect we may be in for a bath at the weekend.

Look after yourselves