Showing posts with label Bookcases. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bookcases. Show all posts

Sunday, 12 February 2012

New Floors (2)





Some more pictures this morning of the impressive transformation of the house last week, when all the upstairs floors were ripped out and replaced with new. First up a shot of Dad raking out the old joist pockets. The joists had originally been levelled and set up on strips of soft wood which was sitting on top of a course of blocks, like a wall-plate. These, like most of the wood in this house, had long since rotted or been eaten up by the woodworm and reduced to peat-like fluff. This had to all be raked out and the new joists would be set up sitting on little stacks of pieces of slate which pretty much lasts for ever and does not crumble to softness (at least when its out of the frost, anyway.

2nd is a picture of the new joists just because we liked the effect the light made slanting down through the gaps. 3rd is the stack of kindling which came from sawing through all the upstairs floor boards between every joist. Facebook friends have likened it to a book case and you can see why, though Mum claims that none of her bookcases are as untidy as that! Finally a picture of Dad using the powerful nail-gun to nail down the main bedroom floor boards.

This weapon can fire a 3 or 4 inch nail right down into solid wood in one hit. Here we are using 3 inch nails and we have the power backed off a bit so that the nail heads don't slam down right through the floorboards, splintering the timber. We nail every board twice at each joist, which is quite a lot of nailing and we are thankful that we are not having to do it all with a hammer. The 'report' of the gun is very loud, so ear defenders are worn. By the time you have brand new joists, lots of cross bracing bits to stop any whip, and then tongue and groove boards fixed down everywhere you end up with a very solid structure which barely bounces when you walk or jump on it. Bit of a change from the house last week then!

Deefs

Monday, 23 April 2007

Carpentry for Pups

Mum and Dad are building Ikea bookcases. This is a marvellous opportunity for a pup to help, and I advise all pups to assist using the following skills

1) Balance: When dad is kneeling down to hammer the small pins through the hardboard back of the case, stand on his calves, bridging the gap. This will stop him falling over into the bookcase and also makes crawling about more fun

2) Sight: Your vision will be superior to any human vision, especially old git vision, so if you can get your eyes as close to the screw head or hole as possible you will be able to wag your tail when he is on target. Do not worry that this will position your big fluffy head and fruit-bat ears between his eyes and the holes. He is used to that and will cope

3) Taste: Dowel is good to chew up as it has a nice crunchy texture. If there is no dowel left in the bowl of screws, G-plan widgets and Allen keys, there will always be some wedged into the ends of planks which are waiting to be assembled, and these will only be loose in, easy to extract with pup teeth.

4) Hearing: Dog hearing is designed to cope with the sqeak and sqeal of expanded polystyrene packaging as it falls to bits. You may also enjoy ripping the tissue paper together that came between the sheets of wood.

5) Running: There will always be lots of running about involved - carrying tools upstairs, chasing back down to the shed for more tools or to put them away, taking packaging to the bin etc. Also in manouvring the finished item into position. This will give ample opportunity to get in the way and under the humans feet, which is excellent for their training in nimbleness

6) Wriggling out of a tight spot: If you p*** Dad off enough he may put you inside the newly completed filing drawer and threaten to slide it shut. This is your chance to show quick wits and lep' out before the drawer closes.

7) Lurve: Humans just crave your attention and you should lick their faces or arms at every opportunity - and there will be lots of these if they are kneeling down, scrutinising the destructions book which they have put on the floor, choosing tools or widgets from the bowl in the floor, or leaning down to adjust the screw-in feet of the unit. Lurve is, after all, the reason why they bought you, so it's your duty!

Get carpenting
Deefer