Wednesday 25 April 2007

Total Immersion

Sper-LOSH! The humans are instantly aroused from their dozing on the terrace drinking coffee and Calvados after supper in the warm evening. "Grab a towel" says Dad, racing towards the sound I've just made falling in, and hauling me out, covered in duckweed. "Bl***y Muppet" says Mum (no sympathy there then).

Look I tell you -it's a hot evening and this is just part of my exercise routine. Run up and down the garden a few times, beat up Haggis, then scamper round and round the rim wall of the small (Mum says "Italianate") rectangular pond, then (even though I haven't voluntarily leapt into water since the goose pond at Leybourne Lakes) dive in. I meant to do it... honest

Gonzo

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